radiant-mercy:

earlgraytay:

imthegingerninja:

gordon-freeman-official:

sindri42:

doctormywife:

every culture has their ethnic donut and every culture has their ethnic dumpling… humans be frying dough

Every culture also makes a sword. If they got metal they make a sword, if they don’t have metal they take obsidian or shark teeth or whatever it is that they’ve got and they make that into a sword.

Coincidence? I think not.

2 constants in all civilizations:

1. Tasty Fried Food
2. Danger Murder Sticks

World building tip: the bare bones of all civilizations are fried dough and sharp things.

Also: dramatic and ornate hats.

as soon as people have the resources to do so they will put gaudy brightly-coloured things on their heads, so help them

Fried dough, murder sticks, and ostentatious headwear. I like it.

such-justice-wow:

thebearqueen:

such-justice-wow:

buzz-buzz-bitch-its-bee:

mens-rights-activia:

Anemone runs from starfish

So are all the ones I saw in aquariums just lazy??

They only move to get away from predators or find a new food source. Since they’re being fed and have no predators in an aquarium, they’re couch potatoes.

So they are lazy!

Next time I go to an aquarium I will mock them

goopy-amethyst:

unfriendlyneighbourhoodspiderman:

goopy-amethyst:

“How are commercials in your country” Well… 

The background music truly is the cherry on an already perfectly iced cake.

Cumbia Thanos

holisticfansstuff:

miss-perkey:

1000deadcops:

as a child i was always amazed by how fast adults could chop onions and then before you know it you’re chopping onions very fast and that’s it that’s life

tomatomagica:

tomatomagica:

tomatomagica:

violin hips and muffin tops are cute you cowards

love handles are full of love you tepid fools that’s why they’re called that

all thunder thighs are blessed by the thunder god thor die mad about it

distantvoices:

Claire memes via @meme_appetit on Instagram

harrington-steve:

#Yas Queens

lordazazel23:

Oof